I dream of Listerine
I had this weird dream where I was rinsing my mouth with Listerine, or Scope, or some mouthwash. Problem was, I was in this sort of wilderness where there wasn’t any sink, and I didn’t want to just spit the Listerine onto the ground. There were people around, and I think they would not have approved of that. So I’m walking around looking for a sink, and my mouth is burning because of the Listerine. Then I come up to a river, and it’s really clean and crystal clear. I don’t want to spit it out there, because I think it would be rude to mess up the really nice water with my Listerine spit. I follow the river and come up to a branch where there aren’t any people. I just decide to spit the Listerine out there because no one is watching. It feels good having the Listerine out of my mouth, but now I feel bad for hurting the environment. What does it mean!!!
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