Bananas in Danger!
Ok, not to alarm everyone, but according to Yahoo News, the days of the banana may be numbered! I don’t know about you, but I think I’m going to eat as many bananas as humanly possible, in an orgiastic (F. Scott Fitzgerald eat your heart out!) ritual of potassium and other vital nutrients! Or maybe I’ll just stop eating bananas, and let them live out their natural life cycle in peace.