Chicken Choking 101
So there's this toy that teaches kids how to “choke the chicken.” No, not that chicken! It's a toy chicken, called Choke-a-Chicken that you literally choke!
Michael Beatty, spokesman for the Queensland state branch of the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, fumed: “What's next? Burn a cat? Shoot a dog?
Personally, I'd figure the next toys in this particular line would be: Spank a Monkey, or Groom a Wookie. Note: I did some extensive research on future toys over at Wikipedia.