Prison Rave!

October 18, 2004 | 0 Minute Read

Not another prison abuse scandal! This time it’s at the Guantanamo Bay place. Quote:

In one common procedure, uncooperative prisoners were stripped down to their underwear, made to sit in a chair with their hands and feet shackled to a bolt in the floor, and forced to listen to blaring rock and rap music in a room with flashing strobe lights, a military official said.

Wait a minute, they’ve just described a bitchin’ rave! Well, leave out the whole shackling thing and it might be a cool rave. I’m not sure if the Geneva Conventions allow for rave torture or not. Time to practice that orb dance where I’m pretending to be David Bowie in Labyrinth!