I really have this Ebay song stuck in my head. The one that is like “My Way.” except with cooler lyrics:

And now… my dream car’s here. … I got a deal, of this I’m certain. Type in your choice… then hit return. … You want selection? They’re not hurtin’. Cars and trucks… and cycles, too… at the same place as this dress shoe. If it exists… it can be found. … You can even buy a town… and do it eeeeeeBayyyy.

Here’s a link to the commercial

Future Hung’s note (from March 2008): holy shit, the link still works after like, four years!!!

Back when Ebay was young, you didn’t need to actually have a transaction with anyone to leave feedback. That’s exactly what happened with this guy. There are a lot of gems, including my favorite:

Praise: Very polite, but I never spoke to him. Quick seller, yet I never bought. Hmmm.

Response by mrbean00 – Not buying or selling provides the smoothest transactions.

Follow-up by andy46477 – Technically, a big, wet, sloppy, TWAT provides the "smoothest transactions."