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God, shave me!

I had this dream that I was shaving, with my electric shaver as always, and about halfway through the shave, the battery ran out! It was really stressful, because for some reason I was in a hurry (class or something), and now I would be late + only half my face would be shaven! I didn't really think to plug the shaver in. Anyway, when I woke up this morning I made sure to charge my shaver so something terrible like that doesn't really happen. I was curious as to what me dream meant (beside being a ghost of November 28 future), so I looked up shaving on dreemmoods.com. So apparently it means that:

To dream that you are shaving, suggests that you are making a minor
life-changing decision. Some aspect of your daily routine is being
altered. Alternatively, it may represent your severe attitude or self-
punishment.

Of course, it could just mean that I didn't shave all Thanksgiving weekend, and that I need a shave right now!

I dream of Listerine

I had this weird dream where I was rinsing my mouth with Listerine, or Scope, or some mouthwash. Problem was, I was in this sort of wilderness where there wasn’t any sink, and I didn’t want to just spit the Listerine onto the ground. There were people around, and I think they would not have approved of that. So I’m walking around looking for a sink, and my mouth is burning because of the Listerine. Then I come up to a river, and it’s really clean and crystal clear. I don’t want to spit it out there, because I think it would be rude to mess up the really nice water with my Listerine spit. I follow the river and come up to a branch where there aren’t any people. I just decide to spit the Listerine out there because no one is watching. It feels good having the Listerine out of my mouth, but now I feel bad for hurting the environment. What does it mean!!!

Teeth Pulling

Ok people,
I was having this very nice dream this morning, and then it was totally destroyed! I shall explain to you how it was destroyed, for I do not want you to befall the same fate as myself. At some point in my dream, I decided it would be a good idea to try and test my tooth’s durability, by getting some pliers and yanking on it. Lo and behold, my tooth came out, rather quickly. This undermined my entire good dream, because then I was left trying to compensate for my newly acquired speech impediment. Looking in the mirror (the dream mirror), I found that my grin took on a rather pathetic visage. After a while, I figured I would try and reinsert the tooth, so I grabbed the tooth, which was now about 4 times larger than it was before, and quite filthy, and started jamming it into the socket. Of course, this didn’t hurt, it was a dream. After I somewhat successfully re-inserted the tooth, it was still a bit wobbly. This is when I woke up, and had to actually check to see if my tooth was really there or not. Let this be a lesson to you, kids. If you’re having a nice dream, please, do not try and remove one of your teeth, it’ll totally weird you out.