Monthly Archive for October, 2005

Blingo, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways…

Remember how I was blogging about that Blingo thing? Well today I actually won a $10 for iTunes! I was all, what the heck!? So anyway, I guess I read the rules wrong. If you sign up for blingo, I get your prize if you win, but not the other way around. Sorry if I seemed misleading. I was all happy for everyone who signed up as my friend too, but then I was all, oops, they don't win. You should still sign up though, cause I want your prizes! Yeah!

Chicken Choking 101

So there's this toy that teaches kids how to “choke the chicken.” No, not that chicken! It's a toy chicken, called Choke-a-Chicken that you literally choke!

Michael Beatty, spokesman for the Queensland state branch of the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, fumed: “What's next? Burn a cat? Shoot a dog?

Personally, I'd figure the next toys in this particular line would be: Spank a Monkey, or Groom a Wookie. Note: I did some extensive research on future toys over at Wikipedia.

Shazam!

Yeah! I posted all of my old blog posts from Ujournal.com and the good ones from xanga. Now they're all on freaking livejournal. I swear, livejournal, if you fuck with me, I'll cut ya!

Free Scoop Night!

Free Scoop Night at Baskin Robbins!!!! In one week. Mark your calendars! Link-o.

Blingo!

BlingoSo Blingo is this search engine (it uses google's search results) that gives you prizes for searching. That is, if you search at exactly the right time, you can get a prize like an iTunes gift certificate or a PSP or something. Only 10 searches count per day, so searching all day won't get you any better odds. Still, I'm going to try it to see if I can win anything. You should too. And sign up as my friend, that way, if I win, you'll get the same prize, and vice versa. Awesome, right?