Monthly Archive for February, 2004

Dude, you’re going to jail!

OH NO!
In recent developments, the “Dude, you’re gettin’ a Dell” guy was arrested for possesion of drugs! Stephen, how could you!? I don’t understand how a nice, mellow guy who liked to randomly advertise for a computer company could also do drugs! Oh wait, now it all makes sense, huh?

Comcast Proposes to Buy Walt Disney

That’s right! I just don’t know what a big cable company would do with the corpse Walt Disney though… Shouldn’t they bury it or something instead? Or is it frozen? I dunno.