Monthly Archives: December 2003

Terror alert!

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News! The national terror alert color is now Frankenberry! Expect it to decrease to Count Chocula after the hectic Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanza season is over. Personally, these cereal mascots make me feel a lot more relaxed than that crazy ol’ hot to cool color system. But shouldn’t the highest alert be Count Chocula or Frankenberry? Boo Berry looks too mellow to attack the US. Or perhaps it is exactly his docile appearance that makes him the biggest threat…