I really have this Ebay song stuck in my head. The one that is like “My Way.” except with cooler lyrics:
And now… my dream car’s here. … I got a deal, of this I’m certain. Type in your choice… then hit return. … You want selection? They’re not hurtin’. Cars and trucks… and cycles, too… at the same place as this dress shoe. If it exists… it can be found. … You can even buy a town… and do it eeeeeeBayyyy.
Here’s a link to the commercial
Future Hung’s note (from March 2008): holy shit, the link still works after like, four years!!!